Character Name: Houjou Taiga
Series: Billion Girl (wikipedia)

Point in canon: Before he becomes a schmoopy sap. Say, before chapter 12.

Character Background: Ooba Kanoko's family owns a traditional Japanese sweets shop, but have been having trouble making ends meet due to the downturn in the economy. Their problems are so severe that they're going bankrupt! Happily, a mysterious homeless man steps in and makes a deal -- he'll pay the family's debt and rescue their business provided one of the three Ooba daughters marry him. Kanoko is the lucky girl who got stuck with the marriage!

In a plot twist, the homeless guy who saved the Ooba family business is actually the Houjou family's seventeenth successor, and actually has a place of his own for his new wife to live in! Houjou Taiga is your standard rich bastard with a womanizer reputation, with bonus points in literature. You see, he spends his time writing really porny erotica! This is a man who knows he looks good, with his long flowing locks, his pretty face, and his habit of never buttoning up his shirts (which might very well be the reason why he spends so much time in the series fainting that the apper often refers to him as the Fainting Dude). Taiga enjoys missing deadlines, disappearing for months on end to dress up as a homeless guy for "research," aggravating his new wife, being a jackass with a heart of gold, and being topped by his butler.

Of course, no rich bastard could exist without a Tragic Background^TM, and Taiga is no exception -- His mother abandoned him to run away to Europe, his half brother is also his cousin, said half-brother blames him for their sister's death, and he was raped by his aunt. That's tragic enough, right? Happily, the power of true love that his underaged wife provides seems to be enough to repair the damage said tragic past has caused him, making him determined to keep her as his wife forever and ever, as is appropriate for a man from a shoujo manga!

Sexual Orientation: Straight, or he would be if he didn't have trouble getting it up. Tragic backstories are a bitch like that.

Sample Post: Look, I came here for a book signing, not a documentary on debauchery! And yes, you find me handsome and erotic, but please focus on the important things. I'll gladly sign your copy of my bestselling novel, Her Moist Cavern, but I have no intention of actually putting a pen between your legs! Between your poorly chosen hairstyle and your patched clothes, I don't find myself turned on at all! How can I get inspiration for my next work in surroundings like these! At the very least, you should wear panties that aren't so worn out that they're covered in holes!

Don't tell me that we're surrounded by an impenetrable barrier! If I can't leave, then you need to bring in the spark! I can't write without inspiration, and while being surrounded by horny prisoners from multiple worlds is a fun concept, it just doesn't have enough polish. No, I will not permit you to polish my rod.

And you! Yes, you! You might be a brainless batch of filler, but at least try to show some enthusiasm! Even my wife can look more excited when she needs to be!